In order to assure the highest quality work and productivity from all members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our new SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T. then any other Organization.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the Forums, please see Zezima. You will then be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list. All of our Staff are skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Members who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since our Staff took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to take S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
If you have any questions, please direct them to Dead Ratz, HEAD OF SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
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Anyone up for some?
Subject: New members please read this 
Tue May 29, 2007 12:29 am
